Pembroke, Massachusetts · Family recipes

The Pretentious
Pickle Co.

Welcome to the delicious world of everything pickled!

As seen on Chronicle “so blessedly busy!”
  • Kosher Dill
  • Bread & Butter
  • Garlic Dill
  • Ghost Pepper
  • Pickled Beets
  • Dilly Beans
  • Candied Jalapeños
  • Thai Sweet Chili
  • Brussels Sprouts
  • Pickled Eggs
  • Cauliflower
  • Red Onions

01

The Pickle Shelf

Every jar, every price. Call your order in at 781-799-9240.

Kosher, garlic dill, bread & butter and more

  • Onion & Garlic Pickle

    Onion & Garlic Pickle

    $10.95
  • Seedless Good Old Kosher

    Seedless Good Old Kosher

    $10.95
  • Seedless Garlic Dill

    Seedless Garlic Dill

    $10.95
  • Sriracha Kosher Pickles

    Sriracha Kosher Pickles

    $10.95
  • Horseradish Garlic Dill Pickles

    Horseradish Garlic Dill Pickles

    $10.95
  • Garlic Dill Pickles 16oz

    Garlic Dill Pickles

    16oz

    $10.95
  • Good Old Kosher Pickle

    Good Old Kosher Pickle

    $9.95
  • Spicy Kosher Pickles 16oz

    Spicy Kosher Pickles

    16oz

    $9.95
  • Spicy & Sweet Pickles 16oz

    Spicy & Sweet Pickles

    16oz

    $10.95
  • Sweet as Sofia Bread & Butter, 16oz

    Sweet as Sofia

    Bread & Butter, 16oz

    $10.95
  • Whole Kosher Dill Cold product, no shipping

    Whole Kosher Dill

    Cold product, no shipping

    $4.95
  • Whole Half Sour Pickles In store only

    Whole Half Sour Pickles

    In store only

    $5.95

Our Spicy line of Pickles

  • Ghost Pepper Dill Pickles Heat level 5 of 5

    Ghost Pepper Dill Pickles

    Heat level 5 of 5

    $10.95
  • Garlic Habanero Pickle

    Garlic Habanero Pickle

    $10.95
  • Thai Sweet Chili Pickle

    Thai Sweet Chili Pickle

    $10.95
  • Candied Jalapeños 16oz

    Candied Jalapeños

    16oz

    $10.95
  • Candied Jalapeños 8oz

    Candied Jalapeños

    8oz

    $7.95
  • Totally Tessa Jalapeño Pickle Relish

    Totally Tessa Jalapeño Pickle Relish

    $13.95
  • Hot Stuffed Cherry Peppers w/ horseradish cheese, 16oz

    Hot Stuffed Cherry Peppers

    w/ horseradish cheese, 16oz. Cold product, cannot ship

    Sold out
    $14.95
  • Bad Larry’s Spicy Dilly Beans, 16oz

    Bad Larry’s

    Spicy Dilly Beans, 16oz

    Sold out
    $13.95
  • Dilly Beans 16oz

    Dilly Beans

    16oz

    Sold out
    Ask
  • Our Ghost Pepper Dill is rated 5 of 5 on the heat scale. Dill-iciously brave only.

Garlic, beets, carrots, brussels sprouts and the rest of the garden

  • Pickled Garlic 16oz

    Pickled Garlic

    16oz

    $10.95
  • Pickled Garlic 8oz

    Pickled Garlic

    8oz

    $7.95
  • Pickled Beets 16oz

    Pickled Beets

    16oz

    $10.95
  • Pickled Beets 8oz

    Pickled Beets

    8oz

    Sold out
    $8.95
  • Pickled Carrots 8oz & 16oz

    Pickled Carrots

    8oz & 16oz

    Sold out
    8oz $6.9516oz $10.95
  • Pickled Brussels Sprouts 16oz

    Pickled Brussels Sprouts

    16oz

    $11.95
  • Pickled Cauliflower 16oz

    Pickled Cauliflower

    16oz

    $11.95
  • Pickled Red Onions 16oz

    Pickled Red Onions

    16oz

    $10.95
  • Pickled Cranberries 16oz

    Pickled Cranberries

    16oz

    $9.95
  • Pickled Mushrooms 8oz & 16oz

    Pickled Mushrooms

    8oz & 16oz

    8oz $7.9516oz $10.95
  • Pickled Radishes 8oz

    Pickled Radishes

    8oz

    Sold out
    $6.95
  • Pickled Asparagus 8oz

    Pickled Asparagus

    8oz

    Sold out
    $7.95
  • Pickled Asparagus 16oz

    Pickled Asparagus

    16oz

    Sold out
    $11.95
  • Pickled Fiddleheads 16oz

    Pickled Fiddleheads

    16oz. Only available in the spring

    $15.95
  • Cranberry Chutney 8oz & 16oz

    Cranberry Chutney

    8oz & 16oz

    8oz $6.9516oz $10.95
  • Seasonal jars come and go. Call 781-799-9240 to ask what’s on the shelf.

Beer & Whiskey Pickles

  • Damn Good Whiskey Pickle 16oz

    Damn Good Whiskey Pickle

    16oz

    Sold out
    $10.95
  • Wicked Pissah Beer Pickles 16oz

    Wicked Pissah Beer Pickles

    16oz

    Sold out
    $10.95
  • Cranberry and Moonshine Pickles

    Cranberry and Moonshine Pickles

    Sold out
    $8.95
  • Currently sold out. Call 781-799-9240 and ask about the next batch.

Other Pickle Stuff

  • Dill Pickle Vinaigrette 10oz

    Dill Pickle Vinaigrette

    10oz

    $10.95
  • Dilly of a Bloody Mary 10oz

    Dilly of a Bloody Mary

    10oz. Cold product, no shipping

    $9.95
  • Creamy Dill Dip with chopped Kosher pickles, 8oz

    Creamy Dill Dip

    with chopped Kosher pickles, 8oz. Cold, no shipping

    $6.95
  • Dill Pickle Soup 16oz

    Dill Pickle Soup

    16oz. No shipping

    Sold out
    $8.95
  • Dill Pickle, Cheddar & Candied Jalapeño Cornbread No shipping

    Dill Pickle, Cheddar & Candied Jalapeño Cornbread

    No shipping

    Sold out
    $7.95
  • Pickle Juice 10oz

    Pickle Juice

    10oz. No shipping

    Sold out
    Ask
  • Dill Pickle Popcorn Dill flavored

    Dill Pickle Popcorn

    Dill flavored

    $5.95
  • German Style Pickled Eggs 1 dozen or ½ dozen

    German Style Pickled Eggs

    1 dozen or ½ dozen. Cold, no shipping

    1 doz $10.95½ doz $10.95
  • Bar Style Pickled Eggs ½ dozen

    Bar Style Pickled Eggs

    ½ dozen. No shipping

    $10.95
  • Sampler Box No shipping

    Sampler Box

    No shipping

    $24.95

Dill-ightful extras

  • Dill Pickle Lip Balm

    Dill Pickle Lip Balm

    $6.95
  • Pickle Air Freshner

    Pickle Air Freshner

    $8.95
  • Bushel & a Peck Sign

    Bushel & a Peck Sign

    $9.95
  • Christmas Pickle Ornament with Legend Card and velvet bag

    Christmas Pickle Ornament

    with Legend Card and velvet bag

    $8.95

Prices as listed on our shop. Items marked “no shipping” or “in store only” are cold products. Call to confirm what’s on the shelf today.

02

From the Kitchen

Spring fiddleheads, stuffed cherry peppers and cucumbers fresh out of the brine.

A heap of fresh green fiddlehead ferns
Fiddleheads, in the spring
Red and green cherry peppers stuffed and arranged on a platter
Stuffed cherry peppers
Whole dill pickles floating in brine
Dills, straight from the jar

Perfectly pickled

We Source Our Produce from Local Farms

03

We’re giving pickled products the respect they deserve.

When you combine a passion for pickling with tried and true family recipes, the results are nutritious and delicious.

In the last several years we went from being a vendor at the local farmers markets to a brick and mortar store in the historic little town of Plymouth, Mass. We closed that store on Oct. 1, 2023 to build our own commercial kitchen in Pembroke, where we can make all our products in larger quantity to supply our most treasured customers.

The store was designed to be a unique canning and country store offering everything from the classics — Bread and Butter Pickles, Kosher Dill, Pickled Beets and Dilly Beans — to seasonal favorites like Pickled Tomatoes and Watermelon Rinds. Over 30 canned and preserved products.

When our kitchen is complete we will be opening more stores locally, and some not so local.

Lorraine, Christine and Lynne (Grampa in spirit)

A golden retriever sitting on the porch beneath The Pretentious Pickle Co. Peace and Pickles sign
Two little girls in pickle-shop aprons posing under the Peace and Pickles sign

05

Where You Can Find Our Products

Pick up a jar close to home.

Bongi’s Turkey Roost

414 Kingstown Way
Duxbury, MA

781-585-2392

Zserbo Bakery

75 Washington Street
Pembroke, MA

781-924-5666

Sunshine Marketplace

Kingston, MA

Stop in to see what’s on the shelf

Upcoming events, farmers markets & food festivals

Follow along on Instagram or Facebook, or call 781-799-9240 to ask where we’ll be next.

Feb.22

Food and Wine Festival

Memorial Hall, Plymouth, MA (last listed event, Feb. 2025)

A Pretentious Pickle gift card tucked into a Santa belt

Peace & Pickles

Gift cards for the pickle lover

eGift cards in $25, $50, $100, $150 or $200, or choose your own amount. Call 781-799-9240 to send one.

  • $25
  • $50
  • $100
  • $150
  • $200
  • Other

06

Order & Visit

781-799-9240

Call in your order and we’ll have it ready.

Store hours

Mon. & Tues.
Closed
Wed. – Sat.
10:30 AM – 4 PM
Sun.
11 AM – 4 PM

Hours as posted by the shop. Give us a call to confirm.

Commercial kitchen

Pembroke, MA

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